Odda Rules
1 If you see dat yoa braddah cow, sheep, o goat come out from da fence, no ack jalike you no see um. You gotta bring um back by yoa braddah. 2If da owna no live nea you an you donno who own da animal, bring um home wit you an keep um till da owna come fo try find um. Den give um back to da owna. 3Do da same ting if you find yoa braddah donkey, o his clotheses, o wateva he lose. No ack jalike you no see um.
4If you find yoa braddah donkey o cow wen fall down on top da road, help yoa braddah make um stan up one mo time. No ack jalike you no see um.
5One wahine no can wear one guy kine clotheses, an one guy no can wear one wahine kine clotheses. Az cuz yoa God, Da One In Charge, tell all dat kine stuff pilau fo him.
6If you find one bird nes by da side a da road, inside one tree o on top da groun, wit bebe birds o eggs inside, an da muddah stay sit on top da bebes o da eggs, no take da muddah wit da bebes. 7You gotta let da muddah go, but you can take da bebes. Dass fo eryting go good fo you, an you live long time.
8If you build one new house, make one fence aroun da flat roof. No good somebody fall down from on top dea an you get da blame fo kill somebody.
9 No plant anodda kine seeds inside da rows a yoa grape field. Cuz if you do dat, den da food from da seeds you wen plant an da grapes from da field, all dat goin come spesho fo Da One In Charge. You no can eat um.
10No plow wit one cow an one donkey togedda unda one yoke.
11No wear clotheses dat get wool an linen togedda inside da same cloth.
12 Tie togedda strings fo make four bunch fo make um jalike tassels, an put um on da four cornas a da clotheses you wear.
Wat You Betta Not Do Wen You Marry
13Wen one guy marry one wife, an afta dey sleep togedda, maybe he start fo no like her. 14So he bulai bout her an give her one bad rep, an he tell, “I wen marry dis wahine. But wen I sleep wit her I no find proof dat she neva sleep wit anodda guy befo time!” 15Den her faddah an muddah goin take da sheet wit blood fo show proof to da older leadas by da town gate dat she neva sleep wit one guy befoa. 16Da girl faddah goin tell da leada guys, “I wen give my girl to dis guy fo marry, but he no like her. 17Now he bulai bout her an tell, ‘I no find proof dat yoa daughtah neva sleep wit one guy befoa.’ But I get proof dat she neva sleep wit one guy befoa.” Den her faddah an muddah goin show da cloth in front da older leada guys fo da town. 18Den da older leadas goin take da guy an punish him. 19Dey goin make him pay two an one half poun silva to da girl faddah, cuz dis guy wen give one Israel girl one bad rep. An she still goin stay his wife. He no goin get da right fo leave her all da time she stay alive.
20But if wat da guy tell stay true, an dey no can show proof dat she neva sleep wit one guy befo, 21dey goin take her by da door a her faddah house, an ova dea da guys from her town goin throw stone at her fo her mahke. Az cuz she wen make pilau an shame da Israel peopo, wen she fool aroun wen she still stay inside her faddah house. You guys gotta throw out all da bad kine stuff from you.
22If peopo find one guy stay sleeping wit anodda guy wife, da guy dat sleep wit her an da wahine gotta mahke. You guys gotta throw out da bad kine stuff from da Israel peopo.
23If one guy meet one wahine inside one town, an her faddah an muddah promise awready fo give her fo marry anodda guy, an she neva sleep wit no guy befo, but dat guy wen sleep wit her inside da town, 24you guys gotta take da guy an da wahine by da gate fo da town an throw stone at dem fo kill um. Da wahine get da blame cuz she stay inside one town, but she no yell fo help. Da guy get da blame too cuz he wen sleep wit one wahine dat her faddah an muddah awready wen promise to anodda guy. You guys gotta throw out da bad kine stuff from you guys.
25But if one guy meet one wahine outside da town, dat her faddah an muddah wen promise fo her marry anodda guy, but da guy dat see her ova dea rape her, den ony da guy gotta mahke. 26No do notting to da wahine, cuz she neva do notting wrong an no need kill her. (Dis jalike wen somebody go bus up an kill anodda guy.) 27Cuz da guy wen find da wahine outside da town, an wen rape her, an her faddah an muddah wen promise fo her marry anodda guy, no matta she yell fo somebody help her, but no mo nobody dea fo help her.
28 An if one guy find one wahine dat neva sleep wit one guy, an her muddah an faddah neva promise her to anodda guy still yet, an he grab her an rape her, an somebody find dem togedda, 29da guy dat rape her gotta pay da faddah one an one quarta poun silva. He gotta marry her an she goin stay his wife. Cuz he wen make her come shame, he no mo da right fo leave her, all da time he stay alive.
30 One guy no can marry his faddah wife, cuz no good he make shame fo his faddah.